Posted by: okathleen | February 21, 2009

A Face full of Teardrops

Work on the longest running building project in the world ever has stalled again.

The plumber has disappeared. Done a dog in the fog.

The last time I spoke to him he accused me of sounding like a ‘second wife…’

I had phoned him to confirm his next visit to the site. According to the plasterer he is having problems at home.

No shit Sherlock.

And for the sake of a copper pipe, the battle is lost. The spark is waiting for the plumber. The plasterer is waiting for the spark. The decorator is waiting for the plasterer. . The roofer and the glazier are waiting. Just waiting.

Ad Nauseum. Ad Infinitum.

But yesterday the bathrooms arrived. Wrapped in clingfilm and delivered by two skinheads in a very large truck.

The driver with a clipboard was short, square and angular in a Sponge Bob Square Pants sort of way.

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He was very smiley and very jolly, but this was a front I’m sure.

A man with a tattooed face can only pretend to be smiley and jolly for so long. It took me a while to notice the tattooed marks on his cheek. Three navy blue tears, in a slant, from the corner of his left eye. Of course once spotted, the tears became the focus, where else to look? Don’t mention the war? Don’t gawp at the tattoos.

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http://www.noelboyd.com/2008/03/teardrop-tattoo.html

Was the delivery man from Victoria Plumb a grinning assassin, an ex-con? Murder most horrid in Hale.

He gave me a pen to sign the papers on his clipboard. Love and Hate in big letters on his chippolata fingers.

love-hate-baby

And Oh, My, God, when he looked down to check my scribble:

FUCK on his right eyelid and YOU on his left.

Right love, he said, we’re off, where’s the best place to stop for a bacon butty?

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  1. LMAO kat! i can so envision it all!


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